So, quote–mining is usually a creationist tactic BUT. This is the internets. Surely, by adapting* their dishonest, vacuous, erroneous, disingenuous, vapid, and, frankly, IDIOTIC** strategy, we COULD HAVE FUN with quotes that given without context? Are simply hysterical.
I’m not giving any links, obviously, because there’s no fun at all in that. So:
Thank goodness [name erased] shot him in the neck hard enough to break the spine off a foot below impact and spill the body’s supply of stringy goop.
I got several hundred visitors in a few hours from Reddit, most of them atheists looking to see if I was as insane as advertised.
Yeah, I was one of the visitors, though I didn’t come from Reddit. And guess what, he was as insane as advertised. w00t!
I’m so awesome.
(Will post links to the quotes if anybody wants to read the whole thing. Just ask nicely.)
* ADAPTING! HURR HURR, SEE, GUYS? CREATIONISTS! ADAPTING! FUNNEH!1!11!
** Because, seriously, they are so not helping themselves, and in their place? I WOULD DO IT ALL SO MUCH BETTER. GUYS, LEARN TO LIE LIKE BLOODY PROS AT LAST. I MEAN, ONLY LYING CAN WORK AT ALL, YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT? BECAUSE, REALITY: IT’S GOT AN EVOLUTIONIST BIAS.