A giant grasshopper attacked me when I was doing the laundry.
But never mind. Our plans to go to Jesus Village have been foiled. It’s not very far, but in the middle of nowhere, and getting there would take like 7 hours, and I’m not quite that commited to the atheist cause.
Also, the cultists, they must be cunning, to found their Jesus Village in such a isolated place.
(Sorry, Cabal. Will try harder next time)
So, we’re going to Iwate instead! Tomorrow morning! If I wake up!