Happy times! The Rapture is coming, but lo and behold, no Comic Sans*!

Posted: October 19, 2009 in atheism, fundamentalism
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via Pharyngula!

The Rapture was supposed to come last month, but it seems that God’s been a bit lazy about the last judgement*, and we’re all still alive. Until next month, anyway.

Hallelujah!

Or are we?

A fact often conveniently dismissed by the Rapture-fanboy-fundamentalists is that the assumption they make about the Rapture having not yet happened is nothing more than an act of unbelievable unchristian hubris.

The hard truth is: the Rapture did take place already. In 1931. The only person who actually qualified to be raptured to heaven was Melinda Schulz, a homeless Jewish carpet seller, originally from Eimsheim, Rhein-Pfalz, Germany.

The rest of us is still here, having fun and hoping to see moar Comic Sans* on fundie websites.

* I know, I know, it’s so 1999. AND YET!

Comments
  1. Ausir says:

    Of course it can’t come yet. It will come in 2012, when the Mayan calendar ends.

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