For once, there’s a valid reason not imprison a priest who abused children(1).
Namely, the humanitarian one: “because he’s too sick”.
Naturally, this is not how modern media communicate “too sick”. Modern media communicate “too sick” by saying “too fat”, so that the proper outrage of the general public can be achieved.
Therefore, voila, BBC’s:
Facepalm! Thank Cthulhu for the blessed absence of reader comments.
At least he was found guilty, and the victim is more or less satisfied.
(First person to write a fatphobic comment will land in the spam folder)
(Without further warning)
(Better yet, I might preemptively spam the word “fatty”)
(1) Other than: the Catholic church shipped him to Bangladesh where he will be able to abuse more children. Or: the Catholic church special commission granted him anonymity.