Praised be La Beebs for not allowing comments! Or at least hiding them so cunningly I’ve yet to stumble upon any.

Posted: December 5, 2009 in religion
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For once, there’s a valid reason not  imprison a priest who abused children(1).

Namely, the humanitarian one: “because he’s too sick”.

Naturally, this is not how modern media communicate “too sick”. Modern media communicate “too sick” by saying “too fat”, so that the proper outrage of the general public can be achieved.

Therefore, voila, BBC’s:

Sex abuse church elder McConaghy ‘too fat for jail’

Facepalm! Thank Cthulhu for the blessed absence of reader comments.

At least he was found guilty, and the victim is more or less satisfied.

(First person to write a fatphobic comment will land in the spam folder)

(Without further warning)

(Better yet, I might preemptively spam the word “fatty”)

(1) Other than: the Catholic church shipped him to Bangladesh where he will be able to abuse more children. Or: the Catholic church special commission granted him anonymity.

Comments
  1. pillowscrapbook says:

    curious how he is too ill to go to jail, but not to spread the good word in an exotic country …

    • Huh? Did they send him somewhere? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tell me it ain’t so ;__;

      I mean, we have to be humanitarian. If the CC isn’t (and it isn’t) then, well, somebody’s got to have some standards.

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