There’s no forum vile enough, no bottomless trollpit into which I will dare not venture in search of moar crazy

Posted: January 27, 2010 in racism
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Very few of my readers realise that neo-Nazis these days are progressive enough to have their own forums for neo-Nazi women, where they can be racist dickwads, obnoxious cretins, and all around special snowflake drama queens.

Now, sometimes IRL we observe what I  like to call The Patriarchy Little Helper’s Dilemma. It occurs when a sexist woman is on the one hand flattered when a man complements her appearance, because she doesn’t see anything wrong in being constantly judged on the basis of her looks and objectified. On the other hand, though, she doesn’t want other people to think that she’s a “slut”, so she will feel obliged to engage in some fake outrage, while at the same calling a lot of attention to the fact that a man said she had great tits.

I am not saying, of course, that all women are faking outrage when complemented (“nice tie!”) or sexually harassed (“nice tits!”) by men; it’s just that my anecdata support a conjecture that says that this sort of behaviour seems prevalent in certain patriarchy-fangirling demographics.

There is, however, one way of taking this faux!outrage routine to the next level. It is only possible when you’re completely, out-of-your-mind batshit crazy.

(Warning: the quotations used in this post will contain very offensive language. The actual content is even more offensive. Also, while for normal, sane people this will read like a crazy Poe trollfest, I’d like to remind you that those people are actually for real)

Sooo, on Stormfront(1) we have a very interesting(2) thread titled:

hit on by negros!

Ouch.

You see, user leshi is very concerned because:

In the last year, I’ve been “hit on” (complimented, flirted at, had sexual comments made to, followed around) by a record 4 black men and 1 white (a friend of mine). Perplexed, I asked said friend and his response was, “They like small white women with nice figures.”

Yes. They like to eat them. I know that because they invited me over, once.

User leshi continues:

Dressing like a nun isn’t the solution, I suppose,

I suppose not, but I heard that burqa might be a better solution(3).

I wish there were some subtle nonabrasive sign I put up saying “black men need not apply” Perhaps go goth again?

Goth? But will she be bartending in the dark?

User Reality Hack chimes in:

I have this problem, also. The worst places are the mall and the grocery store, it never fails – there is always some group of Negroes catcalling at me, or some lone darkie following me around. Yet, I never get approached by white men. I don’t understand why.

Me neither. It might be your “Hitler was right” T-shirt or something.

Or the white hat.

User Reality Hack then offers some valuable advice:

On the other hand, saying “I only like white men” completely pisses them off, for whatever reason. 

YEAH I WONDER WHY. HOW UNREASONABLE OF THEM, REALLY.

User Vigdis has seen the problem exacerbating over the years:

Ugh. Add me to this list. I’ve had this problem for most of my life but it has steadily grown worse. It is almost as if they are growing aggressive in attempts to hook up with white women.

YEAH THE GALL OF THOSE BROWN PEOPLE. EVER SINCE THEY STARTED BELIEVING THEY’RE HUMAN, JUST LIKE US, THEY’VE BECOME COMPLETELY INTOLERABLE.

THE OUTRAGE, THE OUTRAGE!1!1111!!1!!

A user who very aptly names themselves Mensch 2.0 brings an uplifting anecdote:

I saw something that really works in this situation. Once, a really attractive girl, about 25, came to work for us. She was of Swedish extraction. She showed no interest in Negroes at all. Once, a black guy hit on her in my presence. She had a great response, for which the Negro had no comeback. She said after being asked for a date: “No, I stick to my own kind.” It was over and it was as simple as that. Unless this Negro wanted to get ugly and racial he followed the only option open to him. He just walked away.

And then everybody stood up and clapped their hands, and the mayor gave the white woman a lollipop and a medal and the key to the town, and her portrait was hanged in the townhall, where little white children cherubs  would come and leave flowers and candy and pray.

But user leshi has some moar pearls of wisdom to share with us:

The thing that bugs me most is that I’ve never had this problem until this last year.

Clearly, this must be all Obama’s fault.

Part of me no longer feels safe to go out alone because, apparently, being seen as a desired mate could eventually become being seen as a potential rape target.

Yes. When I meet a potential partner, I immediately set out on the quest to rape her. When I succeed, I just drag her off to my cave, where she has to edit my manuscripts all day.

I’m a good girlfriend, though. I feed her.

Sometimes.

The problems user rena2 faces in the course of her daily trials and tribulations in the post-racial society are a bit different:

Funny. I can think of only one time I was hit on by a black dude. They never seem to bug me. Its Mexican guys that always come bothering me.

Funny. From my European perspective Mexicans are perfectly white, too. Interesting how whiteness seem much more exclusive on Stormfront(4).

User Suzanne Sugarbaker has some more personal anecdotes, some of the firmly entrenched in the territory of TMI:

I get that every so often. I have gotten to the point in the last several years that seeing a black person just makes me want to puke, especially black guys looking at me like piece of meat.

Aw, puke away, darling.

Also: “piece of meat”? I’d rather be inclined to think it’s your KKK paraphernalia  or whatnot, but whatevs!

User No Shame has, it would seem, come across similar problems repeatedly, too:

When I was in my teens & 20’s I rarely ever got hit on by black men.

Please note how she’s evoking the bucolic Mythic Time before the Fall of Humanity started, that is, the idyllic time of racial segregation.

Nowadays, I can’t seem to go anywhere without being ogled and/or hit on by them. Everytime I hear some “Hey shawty…” bull I want to scream. Mexicans seem to like staring, hissing, and making lewd gestures but they never approach me. Maybe I should go goth again too.

This part of user No Shame’s opinion is based on the “corruption of humanity” trope. What is conspicuously absent, is the heroic protagonist whose actions will the restore the universe to the initial order, also known as  Good Old Times, when even nostalgia was better than it is these days.

Use Future Lawyer(5) shares de crème de la crème of right wing esprit with the rest of the internets:

There is no way to let these know in a nice manner that the only chocolate I like is ice cream

Are you laughing yet?

User *Aurora* seems to be suffering from a  severe case of batshititis:

When hit on by a negro, my first reaction is to litteraly run away.

“litteraly”? What did litter do to her? And, more importantly, was the litter black?

I absolutely can’t stand the fact of one touching me or the thought alone of it. I walk ad fast as I can and if it keeps following me I start yelling and make sure everybody around me hears me loud and clear.

This bloke my brain a little because:

and if it keeps following me

IT? IT??? I DON’T EVEN-

However, user *Aurora* has a way to cope:

Negros usually can’t stand metal.

I thought it was the witches. My bad.

User crowcity shows off her amazing right wing sense of humour:

I try to ignore them, but sometimes if I’m in an extremely good mood I just grin and say ‘ Sorry, I’m a Klan member’. The look on their face is absolutely priceless.

How droll!

User WarMaiden is so superior that her ravings seems completely incoherent. Don’t be deceived, though, it’s just a clever ruse! She also longs for everything to be Right again:

He then moved sits and said enjoy your day… Who the hell do these freaks think they are? all i was thinking was, 40/50 years ago monkey boy would have been lynched for having the balls to speak to me, oh how times have changed..

Adorable, right? Nothing screams “superiority” as loud as enjoying the prospect of your fellow human being getting brutally murdered for having the gall to tell you to enjoy your day.

This goes on for 27 pages, guys. TWENTY SEVEN BLOODY PAGES.

The funny part is, the next person to tell me BUT THERE IS NO RACISM ANYMOAR!11!111 will get this post read to them aloud.

Three times.

Ah, schadenfreude.

(1) Yes!

(2) By which I mean, a very disturbing.

(3) NOT.

(4) Or, you know. NOT.

(5) Shudder, shudder, twitch, twitch.

Comments
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