Human sacrifice really works! And blessed be the local Pretzel God*, for He granted my wishes of matriculation!

I wanted to write “immaculate matriculation”, but that would be an overkill, wouldn’t it?

In other words, I’m officially matriculated. The bureaucratic hell is over!

*Noms on Christian babies some more*

* There are at least five different Pretzel Gods in this area, three of them female. I’m talking about the one with His salty Laugentempel at Mainzer Hauptbahnhof. The blood of the innocents is still fresh there!